Patrick Star

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

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mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

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b0rrachita:

white ppl b like…

b0rrachita:

white ppl b like…

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lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

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sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

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stupidstagram:

a man couldn’t get a woman to touch his dick, so he shot people, like, that’s an actual thing that has occurred in the year 2014. we can put people on the moon, but we can’t teach boys that they aren’t entitled to a woman’s body. 

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methlabrador:

haunted french pancakes give me the crêpes

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politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

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