Patrick Star

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy, via fake-mermaid)

spookycapecod:

all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

(Source: yvov, via fake-mermaid)

clarvoyant:

clarvoyant:

3s10:

clarvoyant:

zac efron came out as bisexual??? I bet corbin bleu him

WHAT?!?!?? When???

during high school musical 2

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(Source: clarvoyant, via fake-mermaid)

auschwentz:

what if you boarded a plane and a band member sat down next to you

(Source: flyblown, via squidyword)

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

(Source: homophobic, via fake-mermaid)

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

(via fake-mermaid)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via fake-mermaid)

chromeofficial:

textbook: $250

me: chill

(via squidyword)

lanashiftdelrey:

when you’ve been waiting for the pizza delivery for so long then your doorbell rings and you just

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(Source: goatish, via squidyword)

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

(via fake-mermaid)