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hatin:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

(via fake-mermaid)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via pizza)

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

(Source: unsavioured, via fake-mermaid)

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(Source: 4GIFs.com, via countryfriedqueer)

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

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tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

(via pizza)

stunningbieber:

when zanessa broke up i stopped believing in true love

(Source: scotsmcall, via fake-mermaid)

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy, via pizza)

jimsturgess:

today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore

(Source: matthitarchive, via fake-mermaid)